Humor

The posts below show that Christians can laugh too by offering jokes, comics, videos from different sources including Christian comedians.

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Jimmy Fallon on Tim Tebow: Comedy or Blasphemy?

Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon did a parody song by combining Tim Tebow to David Bowie and producing the singer Tebowie (Tim Tebow + David Bowie = Tebowie). Fallon sung as if a dialogue were taking place between Tim Tebow and Jesus Christ to the tune of Bowie’s song “Space Oddity” [...]

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Ironic Church Sign of the Week

The above picture was taken by one of my pastors right down the road from our church building. Can you spot the irony?

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On the Sermon Series

Tim Hawkins on the sermon series…

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Why I’m Thankful To Be A Baptist In the South

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Work: A Cure for the Monday Morning Blues

When you have had one of those take-this-job-and-shove-it-days, try this. On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by the Q-tip Company. Be sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your [...]

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Church Greeting Teams and Hand Sanitizer: Good Idea?

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Will HPOA be Christianized?

The word HPOA (HOPA?) is going around the internet. Depending on who you read it either means ‘someone who is half-Japanese‘ (HOPA version), ‘highly professional office assistant’ or something else that is going around the web that is more vulgar. I’m not sure if the half-Japanese reference is meant to be insulting or not. Please [...]

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I Write Like Who?

There is a cool new site called I Write Like which allows you to – “Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.” Many people who write desire to become better at it. I’m [...]

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Questions On Giveaways And A Book Winner!

Congratulations Josh R. of Fingertoe.com. He was randomly chosen as the winner of the book giveaway of A Theological Interpretation of American History. Thanks again to Solid Ground Christian Books who will be sending him the book directly. Questions On Giveaways Whether you’ve ever entered a giveaway or not I’d love to hear your thoughts [...]

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A Sign of Judgment Day?

Someone is always predicting the end of the world. It reminds me of the chorus from that Telsa song Signs. Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs

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Twitter is down! Can life go on?

At the time of this post Twitter has been down for 60 minutes. The Twitter Status site says there are site availability issues: We are experiencing site availability issues — additional latency and errors — this morning. We’re working to address these issues. A mere 60 minutes can seem like a life time for those [...]

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Don’t vote for Pedro!

Vote for me! Please? Join in the Southern Baptist blogger fun – click here: SBC Blog Madness 2010 and go to the West Division and vote for Here I Blog! I will really appreciate your help as I’ve got some tough competition. If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. [...]

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The Homeschool Family

Another hit from Tim Hawkins… …now that’s funny!

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Life of a Watchblogger

I just couldn’t resist.  And the HT goes to Frank. It’s his fault.  Oh, there are watchbloggers covering every area of life not just Christianity. (Original source)

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10 Reasons You Might Be A Watchblogger If

There is a lot of commotion going on with my fellow bloggers Challies, TeamPyro and Campi writing about what are called “watchbloggers”.  In addition to my Rick Warren Did Not Lie post I offer this “10 Reasons” list. 10 Reasons you might be a watchblogger if… 10. You constantly Google yourself. 9. You Google your [...]

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Apostle Paul Shunned By Christians

A while back I wrote Could Jesus be a student at Liberty University? I took a look at some of the reprimands and fines for certain activities of Liberty students.  I ran across something along the same lines over at The Sacred Sandwich site which is a brilliantly accurate portrayal of today’s Christianity. If Paul’s [...]

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A Song For A Calvinist Wife

Michael Dewalt posted a performance of the song I Think My Wife’s A Calvinist by its author Brandon Milan.  Too funny! I’ve transcribed the lyrics below and here is an mp3 download of the song.  I’m going to play it for my wife without telling her about the song. I can’t buy my wife roses [...]

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And If Obama Is Elected

Change! Change is what we keep hearing about that Obama will bring if elected president. I’m hoping for change too. I hope I at least to get a little change back from my income taxes due to the poor Congressional policies, unethical business practices and irresponsible consumers that led to this huge bailout. And what [...]

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Vote To Beat The Pyromaniacs!

Vote for my blog here! A friend of mine, we’ll call him Frank, has asked for votes for the Best Religion Blog, 2008 for the PyroManiacs blog. Can I get more votes than the PyroManiacs?  YES!  Is the probability very high that I do?  NO!  It could be fun though if enough people play. I [...]

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The New One Dollar Bill?

What’s wrong with George?

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A New Trend In Corporate Worship?

Just as some have tried to Christianize secular songs see what happens if the corporate world tried to secularize Christian songs. Seeker-centered for corporations. Wait, that’s just called marketing, right? Tim Hawkins is a funny guy! It’s definitely worth a laugh… Mark

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Friday is for fun: Yankee or Dixie?

A friend from church sent me a test that’s described below. Yankee or Dixie? Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to the “other side”! Simply click on the correct answer. As you go, the quiz will automatically interpret each answer to show you what your answer implies about you. [...]

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Christians Laugh Too

My wife and I watched Tim Hawkins not too long ago.  He was absolutely hilarious! Among other laughs the above video clip will help men to know what NOT to say to your wife! This clip gives you a little insight about Tim leading “worship” before he was a Christian. Those are from his Full [...]

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Strawman Theme

Straw-Man, Straw-Man, Burns whatever straw he can. Strikes a match, any size, Burns and deceives when he fries. Look Out! Here comes the Straw-Man. Is he wrong? Listen bud, He’s got intentional ignorance blood. Can he start with a thread? Smell the burn around your head. Hey, there! There goes the Straw-Man. In the chill [...]

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Become A Better Calvinist

Joel Osteen has decided to help Calvinists, especially, the ones who miss the big picture. —————————————————— Question: For Calvinists, what is your advice for how they can slow things down and find peaceful moments and smile? Answer: What Calvinists need to realize is that their predestination is the key. See, what Victoria and I have [...]

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Dividing Line Listeners: Math Made Easy

If you are a listener to James White’s radio show The Dividing Line and you don’t live in Arizona and aren’t good with math, time and clocks then this post is for you. As Dr. White so frequently reminds those of us who like to play with our clocks twice a year, clocks in Phoenix [...]

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Southern Baptist Building Bridges Pic of the Week

I just want to give a quick update since I am back home and about to go to church. I will hopefully have a larger post sharing some thoughts on the conference. I talked to Ed Stetzer just before I left and he said he had all ready posted this pic, but that’s okay. He [...]

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Joel Osteen’s AIROST: Your Best Flight Now

Now this is too brilliant not to post here, especially, given my recent post about Joel Osteen which included his “confession”. AIROST: Your Best Flight Now This is my airplane: I am seated where I am supposed to be; I have what I’m supposed to have; I can do only what the flight attendants say [...]

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Politically Liberal Calvinist

Yes, I can certainly hear it now from the anti-Calvinist Southern Baptists like Falwell and whosoever else shall speak.   Calvinists may now be put in the party of the liberal democrats in an attempt to further discredit our theology.  Below is a quote from one of Eric Sapp’s posts in which he claims his Calvinism.  Sapp formerly worked [...]

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Does God want you rich?

Okay, so I am taking this from Melvin Jones’ post over at Pulpit-pimps.org and I thank him for posting it. It’s funny and sad in that it describes these prosperity preachers perfectly. Maybe I am suprised that an album like this hasn’t actually been made yet. It would go along perfectly with the whole “name [...]

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Could Jesus be a student at Liberty University?

You can read the whole code of conduct from Reprimands and Consequences portion of Liberty’s website.  The original link has been made private now.  You can get the pdf version made from the archived Reprimands and Consequences.  Let’s look at a few fines and reprimands below. 4 Reprimands + $10 Fine – Improper personal contact [...]

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Blog bites: Reformed Gangstas

Check out this rap. There are some local, metro area black reformed Christians. Mark

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The McCainian Lutheran Nicene Creed

After reading Steve Hays answer to Paul McCain’s claims about Calvinism I wanted to attempt to apply his Lutheran hermeneutic to the Nicene Creed. I will use the method McCain complains that Calvinism does not use, but should. My attempt below, though tongue in cheek, should provide an interesting read and comparison. McCain’s complaint is [...]

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