Now this is too brilliant not to post here, especially, given my recent post about Joel Osteen which included his “confession”.
This is my airplane: I am seated where I am supposed to be; I have what I’m supposed to have; I can do only what the flight attendants say I can do. Today, I will be flown above the clouds. I’ll boldly confess. My mind is alert; my heart is calm; I will never be the same. I am about to leave the leave the ground, take to the skies, and take wing on one of the best flights I’ll ever have. I’ll never be the same – never, never, never! I’ll never be the same, now let’s fly this plane!
First buy your season tickets seat in the pew at the Compaq Center Lakewood Church and then start building sky miles! 
(HT: Lance for the post of the week)
For now…
Mark
in Church Issues,Culture,Humor
About the author
Mark is a Christian, husband and father. He is a businessman attending seminary in the off hours working on his M.Div. preparing for vocational ministry.
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Hey Mark…I saw on a post on Ascol’s site that you are from Georgia. What part of Georgia. I am from Atlanta, and just recently moved to Louisville from a church near Statesboro. I am interested to see where you are at in Georgia.I am always interested to find reformed brethren in my home state.