Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I said a prayer.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I walked the aisle at church.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I believe in God.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I read the Bible.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I pray everyday.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I feed the homeless and the hungry.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I take care of widows and orphans.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’ve been baptized.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I go to church twice a week.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I go to church every Sunday; twice.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I go to Sunday School every week.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m a deacon.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m a pastor.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I work at a church.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m a seminary professor.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m a Christian blogger.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m a missionary.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I teach Sunday School.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I was raised in church.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Baptist.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Presbyterian.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Methodist.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Roman Catholic.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Episcopalian.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Orthodox.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Anglican.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Lutheran.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m Protestant.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m part of a home church movement.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I try to follow Jesus’ teachings.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m a good person.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I don’t drink, smoke, or cuss.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m a Republican.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m a Democrat.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
I’m American.
Why do you call yourself a Christian?
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The above article was posted on September 10, 2012
